Post by norm on Apr 17, 2008 14:13:24 GMT -5
So I was semi-drunk last night, watching TV, when a Papa John's commercial came on advertising a Rustic Italian Meats pizza. I started calling it the Rustic Overtones pizza, and came up with some parody lines of their songs:
"One more big slice, I can never refuse, Digestible! Digestible! Digestible! Digestible!"
"I said.....don't put cheese on crust..."
"I hate your, green stupid sign, green stupid sign"
"When the man, without a mouth, orders pizza, they never came, been so long since they have heard his name..."
"This Crazy Bread is twisted, sideways, but the driver turned around."
By this time I had my girlfriend on the floor rolling. Thought I'd share my comedic genius with my fellow fans.
"One more big slice, I can never refuse, Digestible! Digestible! Digestible! Digestible!"
"I said.....don't put cheese on crust..."
"I hate your, green stupid sign, green stupid sign"
"When the man, without a mouth, orders pizza, they never came, been so long since they have heard his name..."
"This Crazy Bread is twisted, sideways, but the driver turned around."
By this time I had my girlfriend on the floor rolling. Thought I'd share my comedic genius with my fellow fans.
