Post by Rachel on Oct 26, 2008 16:55:54 GMT -5
Yep, that's right. I was that bored. And, I figured it was about time that we got them down for posterity.
Feel free to edit and contribute, obviously. I'm sure there's at least an error or three!
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1 - I'm breathing
Would you agree that it has been too long?
I blinked my eyes, the moment passed me on
And by the way, I forgot to say
My only obsession that I might as well mention
Is that I'd do it all the same
I still can see the part that turned me on (turned me on)
And if I don't play my hand right, I'm wrong (right I'm wrong)
And slowly you took control of me
I can't stop acting like a highschool disaster
Always fallin' on his knees
So give me back the sanity, so I can live without you hanging over me
Give me a thrill, so I won't kill myself
Drown in your pity
If you don't stop, acting so greedy
I'll admit the inevitable
I held my breath, to the point of death
But I'm breathing
Take your foot off my chest
And put your princess act to rest
So from this day on I'll stay away
You won't be bothered by a well-intended slob
Who thought that you were royal anyway
So give me back the sanity, so I can live without you hanging over me
Give me a thrill, so I won't kill myself
Drown in your pity
If you don't stop, acting so greedy
I'll admit the inevitable
I held my breath, to the point of death
But I'm breathing
(But I'm breathing)
So give me back the sanity, so I can live without you hanging over me
Give me a thrill, so I won't kill myself
Drown in your pity
If you don't stop, acting so greedy
I'll admit the inevitable
I held my breath, to the point of death
But I'm breathing
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2 -- Suit and Tie
I don't wanna wear a suit and tie just like my neighbors do
I'd rather spend the rest of my life on this lousy paper route
'Cuz I've seen a man ripped apart by his phone and fax machine
And the city keeps on workin' like he's never been
I don't want to buy a house or a fancy motor car
I don't want to take a job that makes me drive that far
So your days are spent tied to an office chair
And you've got a family and you're not quite sure who put them there
Stand in line and wait for the older guy to say
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
Bow down to the papers that you sign
You should've thought of this when you wrote on the dotted line
Don't complain to me about your situation
Cuz I've got the proof that you've loved and now you've lied
I didn't mean to interrupt your illicit affairs
I don't care what the landlord thinks if my stereo's too loud
There's no food on my plate, then all I have is my white noise
And the radio represents just how I feel
Far too many requests with commercial breaks
Stand in line and wait for the older guy to say
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
Bow down to the papers that you sign
You should've thought of this when you wrote on the dotted line
Don't complain to me about your situation
Cuz I've got the proof that you've loved and now you've lied
Bow down to the papers that you sign
You should've thought of this when you wrote on the dotted line
Don't complain to me about your situation
Cuz I've got the proof that you've loved and now you've lied
Bow down to the papers that you sign
Bow down to the papers that you sign
Bow down to the papers that you sign
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3 -- 2 Feet
Fourteen people died today
What a mistake, they looked to the sky and tried to drink the rain
Eyelids open wide, they took the poison inside
I saw ten old men today
Each said they were happy just to live another day
I just smiled and thought, of all the bills I have to pay
And I'm, stuck with all this sentimental, incidental, constant cavalcades
I remember all the times she cried and I just sent her to her grave
Despite what she gave
I put two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
Two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
(I've got two feet, two feet baby)
Two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
Caustic eyes and ears
Are falling on this perfect situation
Bitter lips and sneers are throwing shiny daggers in my shoulderblades
And I'm, stuck with all this sentimental, incidental, constant cavalcades
I remember all the times she cried and I just sent her to her grave
Despite what she gave
I put two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
Two feet right in front of me
(I've got two feet, two feet baby)
Two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
I put two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
Two feet right in front of me
(I've got two feet, two feet baby)
Two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
So my head won't hit the ground
So my head won't hit the ground
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4 -- Beer Goggles
I know that in an hour or two
I'll make a promise or I'll cry like a fool
And I'll, make no connection that the things I will say
Will be, on your mind but not mine throughout the day
Pour another glass for me
This drink will get me where I'm going
One shot and you'll look good to me
Five more and you can take me home
I know you're you're trying to get up some rest
But I, have a couple things to get off my chest
You see, I've been in love with you for all of this time
So ah, Just remind me when I call you next time
Pour another glass for me
This drink will get me where I'm going
One shot and you'll look good to me
Five more and you can take me home
One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot
One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot
One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot
One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot
Pour another glass for me
This drink will get me where I'm going
One shot and you'll look good to me
Five more and you can take me home
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5 -- The Mess I'm In
I can't imagine a time when love was free
You sure do pay for it now
Maybe later but somehow it'll jump up and bite a big piece out of you
And if you can't see the forest through the trees
Maybe you should open your eyes
And see the cardboard cutouts
With the slogans and the (Indecipherable) you're supposed to believe
And I came to my own conclusion
That if I'd spoken up, I wouldn't be enjoying this mess that I'm in
I can't help but notice something smells rotten
Probably an old lie that I'd forgotten
But maybe, just maybe it was me.
Sandpaper cheeks on her babyface cryin'
Over somethin' kinda pitiful, might as well be dyin'
Is it, something you can't appreciate til it's gone
Last two weeks in my plymouth we were drivin'
Is it somethin' kinda beautiful, or was it worth tryin'
I was probably better off in drivin' there alone
And I came to my own conclusion
That if I'd spoken up, I wouldn't be enjoying this mess that I'm in
I can't help but notice something smells rotten
Probably an old lie that I'd forgotten
But maybe, just maybe it was me.
And I came to my own conclusion
That if I'd spoken up, I wouldn't be enjoying this mess that I'm in
I can't help but notice something smells rotten
Probably an old lie that I'd forgotten
But maybe, just maybe it was me.
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6 -- Baxter
It was one of those nights
When everything you see
Is black and blue
Despite the fact that all your friends are next to you
(Indecipherable) happiness is something new
With a closet full of skeletons and bowling shoes
Just read the daily news
Like a shadow cast upon it
I take my pillow and try to drown it out
Don't think maybe, as I'm sure
That you and I are not the same, as me
It's 7:36, a time not fit for (Indecipherable)
But I can get a bite to eat at least
C'mon sit down, while I try to figure out
What the waitress thought the Germans meant
It's 8 o'clock, and the morning train to Hartford
Came from the wrong direction
Sure the taxi lady could be wrong
But I doubt it since she's been there twice as long
Like a shadow cast upon it
I take my pillow and try to drown it out
Don't think maybe, as I'm sure
That you and I are not the same, as me
As me
As me I dressed up as myself and watched the train
Take them all away
(Indecipherable)
And don't know what to say
(Indecipherable)
The waitress finally says
Don't think maybe, as I'm sure
That you and I are not the same
Don't think maybe, as I'm sure
That you and I are not the same
As me
As me
As me
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7 -- The Porno Song
(Spread the cheeks, shake that ass. Okay! Still want me? Yes I do)
I shaved my pubes just yesterday
I thought it would, make my dink look big
And when those girls get sight of me and my trim shrub from round my tree
They'll say
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
My buddy told me that I could
Get in good with Hollywood
And when those girls get sight of me, and my rock hard tush
And stylee bush
They'll say
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
I wanna be like the guys in the magazines
Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, got it made
With the girls with the plastic tits
And half their wits about them
(Spread the cheeks, shake that ass. Okay! Still want me? Yes I do)
And when I saw Ron Jeremy I thought I ought to be in film
Cuz if those girls would sleep with him
Then surely they would sleep with me
And so I got a penis pump
I thought it would extend my stump
Until the day I pumped too much
Now my rood is a bag of mush
And in my dreams they say!
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
Somebody pee on me!
I wanna be like the guys in the magazines
Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, got it made
With the girls with the plastic tits
And half their wits about them
Now tell me
Who's your daddy? Who's my bitch, my bitch, my bitch, my bitch?
Who's your daddy? Who's my bitch, my bitch, my bitch, my bitch?
I wanna be like the guys in the magazines
Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, got it made
With the girls with the plastic tits
And half their wits about them
I wanna be like the guys in the magazines
Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, got it made
With the girls with the plastic tits
And half their wits about them
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8 -- Final Factor
Who's this man standing next to me
Thought that I knew him
Now I see through him, he's got a social disease
Change your face to fit into any situation
Your eyes are strained
With all your pain, fright, and anticipation
I can see, it's much clearer now
I finally got the final factor
When the scenery changes, your mind rearranges
You're an adapter
Your empty smile, shoots through the door
Like the spank of a quarter on a cold tile floor
And all the friends that you adore
Don't want to see you anymore
One night you'll steal the day
Got planned out what you're gonna say
Take notes 'cuz that guy's cool
You act like him and you'll be too
I can see, it's much clearer now
I finally got the final factor
When the scenery changes, your mind rearranges
You're an adapter
I can see, it's much clearer now
I finally got the final factor
When the scenery changes, your mind rearranges
You're an adapter
I can see, it's much clearer now
I finally got the final factor
When the scenery changes, your mind rearranges
You're an adapter
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9 -- Dear Prudence
(Skipped this, for obvious reasons)
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10 -- Song For ...
(Side note: I've always had some suspicion that this song was for Noyes. It was around the right time frame.)
Not a day went by, you didn't cross my mind
Now in your golden years, you went and left us behind
Stop to consider, if you beg to differ
We weren't finished with you yet
But you can't look back
'Cuz there ain't no comin' home, you realize
You're the sunrise now
Soft shoes steppin' on a silver lining
I suppose you couldn't help your awful timing
Exit stage left, while the fans are chiming out their gratitude
And wave to the balcony
'Cuz you know for certain
That this will be your final curtain
You're taking your last bow
I, sure miss, having you around
Having you around
And slowly, we accept, that you're gone
Six (Indecipherable) and a pack of smokes
It didn't quite (Indecipherable) like you'd hoped
And every cup of coffee in the world sure couldn't help you now
You say that you were selfish but I know the wiser
But you sure could provide a social tranquilizer
Now that you can't give out your medicine
We all can feel it now
That's why
I, sure miss, having you around
Having you around
And slowly, we accept, that you're gone
I, sure miss, having you around
Having you around
And slowly, we accept, that you're gone
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11 -- Lonely Guy
I'm a sad son of a bitch, in the rain
I find myself again
Looking for a reason to lay down and die
I'm a mad man with a glitch, in the brain
To say that I'm insane
Is to ignore the berg for the tip of the ice, ice
And I can't believe a word that you're sayin'
Cuz I'm playin', the lonely guy again
I'm an old monster of rock, in a ditch
You ask me why I'm playin'
'Cuz I don't know a better way to waste all my time
I'm a cold man in a suit, and it's true
I'll tell you that I love you
I'll calculate your fame and then your demise
And I can't believe a word that you're sayin'
Cuz I'm playin', the lonely guy again
I love you standing next to me
With all your thoughts and memories
I can't (Indecipherable) to anything
You reading books or magazines
So leave them at the door
I'm waiting here for anyone but you
But I'm leaving here with nobody but you
I'm the sole heir to the throne, I'm a prince
And if I must convince you
I can send you to the gallows in the blink of an eye
I'm the main man on the phone, in a pinch
But if you're trouble to me
I can take you for all and leave you to die
And I can't believe a word that you're sayin'
Cuz I'm playin', the lonely guy again
I love you standing next to me
With all your thoughts and memories
I can't (Indecipherable) to anything
You reading books or magazines
So leave them at the door
I'm waiting here for anyone but you
But I'm leaving here with nobody but you
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12 -- Back Seat
Mama said I'd be okay
I just don't know what to believe
Instead of worrying, I'll grit my teeth
In the end I stand alone
I would kill for company
In the distance I see a friendly face
Get into the backseat
Can I offer you a ride?
The radio don't work but we can sing
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13 -- Decandence
Another day ends in decadence
Time to get some sleep
Tomorrow comes, and yet again I defy morality
Suck down another one
Or maybe three
When it comes time to make a choice
It gets the best of me
If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care
If I'd thought twice then I might not have been taken unaware
Stumbling drunk with an agenda
You best beware of me
I'm fresh off the scene with a pocket full of cash and a six drink conscience
Two hours til last call
I'm having a blast though
Life on the skids, I joke and I kid
But if I don't go home you'll soon wish I did
If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care
If I'd thought twice then I might not have been taken unaware
If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care
If I'd thought twice then I might not have been taken unaware
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14 -- Reprise
I love you standing next to me
With all your thoughts and memories
I can't (Indecipherable) to anything
You reading books or magazines
So leave them at the door
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44 -- Hidden - Empress Pork
(This has taken me many a listen to decipher this much. lol)
I spend my time neither here nor there with these goddamn spring rolls
And I'll tell you one thing
Fried chicken wings and chicken fingers?
Who the fuck needs 'em.
Crab rangoon don't warm me no more.
Fried or steamed meat dumplings?
Turn vegetarian, it's better for you, asshole!
I don't want none of that hot sesame sauce, or teryaki beef shit that leaves your lips all red, you fuckin asshole.
How's the fantail shrimp and cold noodles in sesame sauce, Ah no!
It's the barbeque spare ribs.
That's for the real man.
And golden shrimp? You can take and jam that right up your ass, with your sesame baby ribs!
And how 'bout a pupu platter?!
Cuz that's what you are!
A big fat, stinky pie, POOPOO!
HOW BOUT THAT
I'm lookin' for a meal for a REAL man
I need stuff that's gonna fill me up!
I don't want no burp and no fart and I'm hungry later!
Fuck you!
I want some goddamn pork!
Get me a pig and skewer it!
I want your godforsaken empress fucking POOOORK
Empress fucking POOOOOOORK
(Screaming)
Fuck you.
It's got a plan to it.
We don't need no mooshu chicken
We don't take it with (Indecipherable) bean sauce, that ain't right.
We don't take it with broccoli, or garlic sauce, or (Indecipherable) special
And I tell you what, you'd be haaaard pressed to choke down some hunan chicken.
Sweet and sour chicken? How about kung-fu? You shit asshole!
I'll tell you what!
I need some fuckin' pork, you asshole.
Some fuckin' real man's meat.
That's right you fuckin' cumfart, get on your knees and suck on the shithole of that chicken, you asshole.
We're gonna eat pork over at my place
and you can be damn well rest-assured
That it's gonna be good (Indecipherable) pork
(Indecipherable) not (Indecipherable) pork
And you know god damn well, you fuckin asslickin piece of cumfart material
It's gonna be (Indecipherable)
Fuck you shitbutt!
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The end. Heh.
Feel free to edit and contribute, obviously. I'm sure there's at least an error or three!
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1 - I'm breathing
Would you agree that it has been too long?
I blinked my eyes, the moment passed me on
And by the way, I forgot to say
My only obsession that I might as well mention
Is that I'd do it all the same
I still can see the part that turned me on (turned me on)
And if I don't play my hand right, I'm wrong (right I'm wrong)
And slowly you took control of me
I can't stop acting like a highschool disaster
Always fallin' on his knees
So give me back the sanity, so I can live without you hanging over me
Give me a thrill, so I won't kill myself
Drown in your pity
If you don't stop, acting so greedy
I'll admit the inevitable
I held my breath, to the point of death
But I'm breathing
Take your foot off my chest
And put your princess act to rest
So from this day on I'll stay away
You won't be bothered by a well-intended slob
Who thought that you were royal anyway
So give me back the sanity, so I can live without you hanging over me
Give me a thrill, so I won't kill myself
Drown in your pity
If you don't stop, acting so greedy
I'll admit the inevitable
I held my breath, to the point of death
But I'm breathing
(But I'm breathing)
So give me back the sanity, so I can live without you hanging over me
Give me a thrill, so I won't kill myself
Drown in your pity
If you don't stop, acting so greedy
I'll admit the inevitable
I held my breath, to the point of death
But I'm breathing
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2 -- Suit and Tie
I don't wanna wear a suit and tie just like my neighbors do
I'd rather spend the rest of my life on this lousy paper route
'Cuz I've seen a man ripped apart by his phone and fax machine
And the city keeps on workin' like he's never been
I don't want to buy a house or a fancy motor car
I don't want to take a job that makes me drive that far
So your days are spent tied to an office chair
And you've got a family and you're not quite sure who put them there
Stand in line and wait for the older guy to say
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
Bow down to the papers that you sign
You should've thought of this when you wrote on the dotted line
Don't complain to me about your situation
Cuz I've got the proof that you've loved and now you've lied
I didn't mean to interrupt your illicit affairs
I don't care what the landlord thinks if my stereo's too loud
There's no food on my plate, then all I have is my white noise
And the radio represents just how I feel
Far too many requests with commercial breaks
Stand in line and wait for the older guy to say
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
Bow down to the papers that you sign
You should've thought of this when you wrote on the dotted line
Don't complain to me about your situation
Cuz I've got the proof that you've loved and now you've lied
Bow down to the papers that you sign
You should've thought of this when you wrote on the dotted line
Don't complain to me about your situation
Cuz I've got the proof that you've loved and now you've lied
Bow down to the papers that you sign
Bow down to the papers that you sign
Bow down to the papers that you sign
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3 -- 2 Feet
Fourteen people died today
What a mistake, they looked to the sky and tried to drink the rain
Eyelids open wide, they took the poison inside
I saw ten old men today
Each said they were happy just to live another day
I just smiled and thought, of all the bills I have to pay
And I'm, stuck with all this sentimental, incidental, constant cavalcades
I remember all the times she cried and I just sent her to her grave
Despite what she gave
I put two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
Two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
(I've got two feet, two feet baby)
Two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
Caustic eyes and ears
Are falling on this perfect situation
Bitter lips and sneers are throwing shiny daggers in my shoulderblades
And I'm, stuck with all this sentimental, incidental, constant cavalcades
I remember all the times she cried and I just sent her to her grave
Despite what she gave
I put two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
Two feet right in front of me
(I've got two feet, two feet baby)
Two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
I put two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
Two feet right in front of me
(I've got two feet, two feet baby)
Two feet right in front of me
So my head won't hit the ground
So my head won't hit the ground
So my head won't hit the ground
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4 -- Beer Goggles
I know that in an hour or two
I'll make a promise or I'll cry like a fool
And I'll, make no connection that the things I will say
Will be, on your mind but not mine throughout the day
Pour another glass for me
This drink will get me where I'm going
One shot and you'll look good to me
Five more and you can take me home
I know you're you're trying to get up some rest
But I, have a couple things to get off my chest
You see, I've been in love with you for all of this time
So ah, Just remind me when I call you next time
Pour another glass for me
This drink will get me where I'm going
One shot and you'll look good to me
Five more and you can take me home
One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot
One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot
One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot
One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot
Pour another glass for me
This drink will get me where I'm going
One shot and you'll look good to me
Five more and you can take me home
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5 -- The Mess I'm In
I can't imagine a time when love was free
You sure do pay for it now
Maybe later but somehow it'll jump up and bite a big piece out of you
And if you can't see the forest through the trees
Maybe you should open your eyes
And see the cardboard cutouts
With the slogans and the (Indecipherable) you're supposed to believe
And I came to my own conclusion
That if I'd spoken up, I wouldn't be enjoying this mess that I'm in
I can't help but notice something smells rotten
Probably an old lie that I'd forgotten
But maybe, just maybe it was me.
Sandpaper cheeks on her babyface cryin'
Over somethin' kinda pitiful, might as well be dyin'
Is it, something you can't appreciate til it's gone
Last two weeks in my plymouth we were drivin'
Is it somethin' kinda beautiful, or was it worth tryin'
I was probably better off in drivin' there alone
And I came to my own conclusion
That if I'd spoken up, I wouldn't be enjoying this mess that I'm in
I can't help but notice something smells rotten
Probably an old lie that I'd forgotten
But maybe, just maybe it was me.
And I came to my own conclusion
That if I'd spoken up, I wouldn't be enjoying this mess that I'm in
I can't help but notice something smells rotten
Probably an old lie that I'd forgotten
But maybe, just maybe it was me.
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6 -- Baxter
It was one of those nights
When everything you see
Is black and blue
Despite the fact that all your friends are next to you
(Indecipherable) happiness is something new
With a closet full of skeletons and bowling shoes
Just read the daily news
Like a shadow cast upon it
I take my pillow and try to drown it out
Don't think maybe, as I'm sure
That you and I are not the same, as me
It's 7:36, a time not fit for (Indecipherable)
But I can get a bite to eat at least
C'mon sit down, while I try to figure out
What the waitress thought the Germans meant
It's 8 o'clock, and the morning train to Hartford
Came from the wrong direction
Sure the taxi lady could be wrong
But I doubt it since she's been there twice as long
Like a shadow cast upon it
I take my pillow and try to drown it out
Don't think maybe, as I'm sure
That you and I are not the same, as me
As me
As me I dressed up as myself and watched the train
Take them all away
(Indecipherable)
And don't know what to say
(Indecipherable)
The waitress finally says
Don't think maybe, as I'm sure
That you and I are not the same
Don't think maybe, as I'm sure
That you and I are not the same
As me
As me
As me
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7 -- The Porno Song
(Spread the cheeks, shake that ass. Okay! Still want me? Yes I do)
I shaved my pubes just yesterday
I thought it would, make my dink look big
And when those girls get sight of me and my trim shrub from round my tree
They'll say
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
My buddy told me that I could
Get in good with Hollywood
And when those girls get sight of me, and my rock hard tush
And stylee bush
They'll say
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
I wanna be like the guys in the magazines
Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, got it made
With the girls with the plastic tits
And half their wits about them
(Spread the cheeks, shake that ass. Okay! Still want me? Yes I do)
And when I saw Ron Jeremy I thought I ought to be in film
Cuz if those girls would sleep with him
Then surely they would sleep with me
And so I got a penis pump
I thought it would extend my stump
Until the day I pumped too much
Now my rood is a bag of mush
And in my dreams they say!
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
Ooh, it's so big! Ooh, it's so clean!
Somebody pee on me!
I wanna be like the guys in the magazines
Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, got it made
With the girls with the plastic tits
And half their wits about them
Now tell me
Who's your daddy? Who's my bitch, my bitch, my bitch, my bitch?
Who's your daddy? Who's my bitch, my bitch, my bitch, my bitch?
I wanna be like the guys in the magazines
Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, got it made
With the girls with the plastic tits
And half their wits about them
I wanna be like the guys in the magazines
Gettin' laid, gettin' paid, got it made
With the girls with the plastic tits
And half their wits about them
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8 -- Final Factor
Who's this man standing next to me
Thought that I knew him
Now I see through him, he's got a social disease
Change your face to fit into any situation
Your eyes are strained
With all your pain, fright, and anticipation
I can see, it's much clearer now
I finally got the final factor
When the scenery changes, your mind rearranges
You're an adapter
Your empty smile, shoots through the door
Like the spank of a quarter on a cold tile floor
And all the friends that you adore
Don't want to see you anymore
One night you'll steal the day
Got planned out what you're gonna say
Take notes 'cuz that guy's cool
You act like him and you'll be too
I can see, it's much clearer now
I finally got the final factor
When the scenery changes, your mind rearranges
You're an adapter
I can see, it's much clearer now
I finally got the final factor
When the scenery changes, your mind rearranges
You're an adapter
I can see, it's much clearer now
I finally got the final factor
When the scenery changes, your mind rearranges
You're an adapter
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9 -- Dear Prudence
(Skipped this, for obvious reasons)
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10 -- Song For ...
(Side note: I've always had some suspicion that this song was for Noyes. It was around the right time frame.)
Not a day went by, you didn't cross my mind
Now in your golden years, you went and left us behind
Stop to consider, if you beg to differ
We weren't finished with you yet
But you can't look back
'Cuz there ain't no comin' home, you realize
You're the sunrise now
Soft shoes steppin' on a silver lining
I suppose you couldn't help your awful timing
Exit stage left, while the fans are chiming out their gratitude
And wave to the balcony
'Cuz you know for certain
That this will be your final curtain
You're taking your last bow
I, sure miss, having you around
Having you around
And slowly, we accept, that you're gone
Six (Indecipherable) and a pack of smokes
It didn't quite (Indecipherable) like you'd hoped
And every cup of coffee in the world sure couldn't help you now
You say that you were selfish but I know the wiser
But you sure could provide a social tranquilizer
Now that you can't give out your medicine
We all can feel it now
That's why
I, sure miss, having you around
Having you around
And slowly, we accept, that you're gone
I, sure miss, having you around
Having you around
And slowly, we accept, that you're gone
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11 -- Lonely Guy
I'm a sad son of a bitch, in the rain
I find myself again
Looking for a reason to lay down and die
I'm a mad man with a glitch, in the brain
To say that I'm insane
Is to ignore the berg for the tip of the ice, ice
And I can't believe a word that you're sayin'
Cuz I'm playin', the lonely guy again
I'm an old monster of rock, in a ditch
You ask me why I'm playin'
'Cuz I don't know a better way to waste all my time
I'm a cold man in a suit, and it's true
I'll tell you that I love you
I'll calculate your fame and then your demise
And I can't believe a word that you're sayin'
Cuz I'm playin', the lonely guy again
I love you standing next to me
With all your thoughts and memories
I can't (Indecipherable) to anything
You reading books or magazines
So leave them at the door
I'm waiting here for anyone but you
But I'm leaving here with nobody but you
I'm the sole heir to the throne, I'm a prince
And if I must convince you
I can send you to the gallows in the blink of an eye
I'm the main man on the phone, in a pinch
But if you're trouble to me
I can take you for all and leave you to die
And I can't believe a word that you're sayin'
Cuz I'm playin', the lonely guy again
I love you standing next to me
With all your thoughts and memories
I can't (Indecipherable) to anything
You reading books or magazines
So leave them at the door
I'm waiting here for anyone but you
But I'm leaving here with nobody but you
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12 -- Back Seat
Mama said I'd be okay
I just don't know what to believe
Instead of worrying, I'll grit my teeth
In the end I stand alone
I would kill for company
In the distance I see a friendly face
Get into the backseat
Can I offer you a ride?
The radio don't work but we can sing
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13 -- Decandence
Another day ends in decadence
Time to get some sleep
Tomorrow comes, and yet again I defy morality
Suck down another one
Or maybe three
When it comes time to make a choice
It gets the best of me
If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care
If I'd thought twice then I might not have been taken unaware
Stumbling drunk with an agenda
You best beware of me
I'm fresh off the scene with a pocket full of cash and a six drink conscience
Two hours til last call
I'm having a blast though
Life on the skids, I joke and I kid
But if I don't go home you'll soon wish I did
If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care
If I'd thought twice then I might not have been taken unaware
If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care
If I'd thought twice then I might not have been taken unaware
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14 -- Reprise
I love you standing next to me
With all your thoughts and memories
I can't (Indecipherable) to anything
You reading books or magazines
So leave them at the door
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44 -- Hidden - Empress Pork
(This has taken me many a listen to decipher this much. lol)
I spend my time neither here nor there with these goddamn spring rolls
And I'll tell you one thing
Fried chicken wings and chicken fingers?
Who the fuck needs 'em.
Crab rangoon don't warm me no more.
Fried or steamed meat dumplings?
Turn vegetarian, it's better for you, asshole!
I don't want none of that hot sesame sauce, or teryaki beef shit that leaves your lips all red, you fuckin asshole.
How's the fantail shrimp and cold noodles in sesame sauce, Ah no!
It's the barbeque spare ribs.
That's for the real man.
And golden shrimp? You can take and jam that right up your ass, with your sesame baby ribs!
And how 'bout a pupu platter?!
Cuz that's what you are!
A big fat, stinky pie, POOPOO!
HOW BOUT THAT
I'm lookin' for a meal for a REAL man
I need stuff that's gonna fill me up!
I don't want no burp and no fart and I'm hungry later!
Fuck you!
I want some goddamn pork!
Get me a pig and skewer it!
I want your godforsaken empress fucking POOOORK
Empress fucking POOOOOOORK
(Screaming)
Fuck you.
It's got a plan to it.
We don't need no mooshu chicken
We don't take it with (Indecipherable) bean sauce, that ain't right.
We don't take it with broccoli, or garlic sauce, or (Indecipherable) special
And I tell you what, you'd be haaaard pressed to choke down some hunan chicken.
Sweet and sour chicken? How about kung-fu? You shit asshole!
I'll tell you what!
I need some fuckin' pork, you asshole.
Some fuckin' real man's meat.
That's right you fuckin' cumfart, get on your knees and suck on the shithole of that chicken, you asshole.
We're gonna eat pork over at my place
and you can be damn well rest-assured
That it's gonna be good (Indecipherable) pork
(Indecipherable) not (Indecipherable) pork
And you know god damn well, you fuckin asslickin piece of cumfart material
It's gonna be (Indecipherable)
Fuck you shitbutt!
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The end. Heh.
